Madame Valerie Cream Tea: Make it an afternoon to remember with a cream tea for two from Patisserie Valerie. Patisserie Valerie: A delightful bakery brand that is infamous for its afternoon tea, treats and quiches as well as breakfast and coffee. Food and drink options: Enjoy a plain or fruit scone with butter, clotted cream and preserves, with either tea or coffee. Valid: Valid all day, seven days a week. Location: Available at all 43 of Patisserie Valerie's locations find yours here. For two: Two is a party today - invite someone special to share the deal with. Patisserie Valerie Cream Tea For 2 | UK | Living Social