Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I\'ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won\'t be as good at it as I am, but that\'s because you\'re you, and I\'m Sterling Archer. I know, I know, it sucks not being me. But don\'t beat yourself up about it, because I\'m going to show you all the good stuff-what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they\'re dead, they\'re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.