When you\'re busy in the kitchen, juggling three pans boiling over, while stirring the sauce so it doesn\'t curdle, and trying to work out how to make the microwave actually heat things up, the last thing you need is more distractions. If you want people to know the score before even thinking of asking you any taxing questions or requesting you to do something for them, then way not pop on this fairly abusive apron? We can guarantee that anyone who was thinking of pestering you will soon get the message. The ivory-coloured apron has black piping and two little front pockets. In the centre \'F*ck Off I\'m Busy\' is written in a contradicting elegant font, with a simple twist design above and below it. Dimenison (approx. at widest/longest point): W47 x L66cm Waist tie: 84cm Neck tie: 32cm