Twitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright `baddie` things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial - before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including:- Starting wars with China when they didn`t buy enough of our class A drugs- Inventing a law so we didn`t have to return objects we`d blatantly stolen from other countries- Casually creating muzzles for women- And almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig`52 Times Britain Wasa Bellend` will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you`ve ever wondered how we put the `Great` in `Great Britain`, wonder no more...*And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.