JAMES FELTON`S NEW BOOK ”SUNBURN” (`AN ASTONISHING PIECE OF WORK` James O`Brien; `FUNNY, SCATHING AND WITTY` IAN DUNT) IS OUT NOW `Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it` James O`BrienTwitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright `baddie` things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial - before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including:- Starting wars with China when they didn`t buy enough of our class A drugs- Inventing a law so we didn`t have to return objects we`d blatantly stolen from other countries- Casually creating muzzles for women- Almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig- And a brand new chapter just for the paperback!52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you`ve ever wondered how we put the `Great` in `Great Britain`, wonder no more . . .*And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.