A brand-new book from the bestselling author of A Series of Unfortunate Events - a cautionary tale about his own demise.For curious children and adults alike.`A strange, beguiling, beautiful book. No one else could have written it, or anything even a little like it. If Lemony Snicket didn`t exist, we`d have to invent him.` Anthony McGowan, author of Lark`Poison for Breakfast is a book to savour... I am a long-time Lemony Snicket fan and this is his best yet.` Sarah Hagger-Holt, author of Nothing Ever Happens Here`Witty, clever and unsettling - it`s Lemony Snicket at his finest.` Rachel Delahaye, author of Mort the Meek For more than twenty years, Lemony Snicket has led millions of young readers through a mysterious world of bewildering questions and unfortunate events. With this latest book - a love letter to readers young and old about the vagaries of real life - long-time fans and new readers alike will experience Snicket`s distinctive voice in a new way.This true story - as true as Lemony Snicket himself - begins with a puzzling note under his door: You had poison for breakfast. Following a winding trail of clues to solve the mystery of his own demise, Snicket takes us on a thought-provoking tour of his predilections...