When my teacher, Mr Fullerman, doesn`t have his BEADY EYES on me, I like to draw pictures and write stories about stuff, like when we had the worst holiday ever (camping sucks), and when my parents came to school for parents` evening (groan). And about how Marcus Meldrew is the most annoying boy in the world and how I don`t want to sit next to him in class. All I want to do is get tickets to see the best band ever, DUDE3, when they come to town. It`s not easy when I`m up against Delia, my weirdo big sister, and all my plans seem to get me into MAJOR TROUBLE ...again.