The next hilarious rhyming picture book from award-winning Kes Gray and Roald Dahl Funny Prize winner Jim Field, creators of the bestselling Oi Frog! and Oi Dog! According to Frog... Cats sit on gnats Dogs sit on logs Raccoons sit on macaroons Armadillos sit on pillows and Chicks sit on bricks But wait!Cat doesn`t like sitting on gnats, they keep biting his bottom!Will Frog and Dog help him change the rules? Praise for Oi Frog!Kes is one of the Independent`s TOP TEN children`s authors and winner of the Red House Children`s Book Award.Jim`s first picture book Cats Ahoy! won the Roald Dahl Funny Prize in 2011. Oi Dog! is shortlisted for the Sainsbury`s Children`s Book Award 2016.