The One Where No One\'s Ready such a classic episode where we feel so sorry for Ross who just wants to get the whole gang ready for the black tie dinner at the museum. Meanwhile Joey and Chandler end up in an argument over Joey sitting in the chair Chandler was recently in resulting in Phoebe getting hummus down her front meaning she needs to change (but actually ends up donning a beautiful Christmas bow to cover the stain instead). Monica ends up in such a tangle with Richards voicemail and accidentally re-records his outgoing message! However the commando quote comes courtesy of Joey after Chandler hides his underwear puts on all of Chandler\'s clothes and starts lunging. And that\'s the image you see along side this quote!