Santa`s sleigh was on its way just leaving Lanzarote. ”Goodness Gracious,” Blitzen cried. ”Did I just see a botty?” It`s Christmas Eve, and minus three, but Ned doesn`t care. While other people are dressed in duffle coats and parkas, Ned is running riot, and he`s completely starkers! And there is a very special person Ned just can`t wait to meet! A laugh-out-loud riotous romp with an energetic rhyming text and strategically placed flaps to protect Ned`s modesty. From the author of Oi Frog and the illustrator of The Dinosaur That Pooped series.