After some dedicated fans took it upon themselves to make the infamous April Fools joke a reality, our Emperor Min-Liang Tan has confirmed he will be making his dreams our reality. Product has not even been designed yet so everything is subject to change.All details here are completely made up and product design may be different to the product shown in the image. Register your interest to be notified when this product becomes available (maybe in a couple of years...)No gamers kitchen can truly be complete without the Razer toaster. Offering up to 1 TPM (toast per minute), you can nourish yourself with quality toast etched with the logo of the Gamers\' favourite peripheral manufacturer for those marathon gaming sessions.Toast can be inserted vertically or horizontally, depress the toasting button for total immersion.RGB (Really Good Bread) and Chroma lighting confirmed.Toast can only be made from bread containing self-razer flour.Gamers making their breakfast are proven to never crumble in a clutch situation.Razer logo burnt into toast at a resolution of 480 cpi (crumbs per inch).There will be no USB (Ultra Soggy Bread), however there will be USB.