Paperlink Funny Farm All I Need Birthday Card This hilarious card from Paperlink is the perfect way to send birthday wishes to friends and family far and wide. Set against a white background, it features an illustration of two horses drinking tea with a bottle of ‘youth pills’ and two sausage rolls on the table next to them. As they sit, one horse says to the other, ‘ As I get older, all I need in life is s Specsavers, a Boots and a Greggs…’ The other replies, ‘Yep, life is all specs and drugs and sausage rolls!’. Perfect for celebrating birthdays of all ages, this brilliant card comes with a pale purple envelope for sending and reads ‘Happy Birthday’ inside.