The Mum and the Chocolate Mother\'s Day Card The MUM and the CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE: Dear Mum, I cannot be WITHOUT you for another second . EAT ME now and we will be TOGETHER as ONE - you and I in perfect everlasting UNION!! MUM: Oh, sweet chocolate I never could deny you the thing that you DESIRE the most. munch...munch...munch... (sigh of pleasure)  Mother\'s Day isn\'t Mother\'s Day without a fantastic card to show your mum how much she means to you. Why not let her know - the Edward Monkton way! Featuring the quirky thoughts and drawings of Mr Monkton, this is a perfect card to let your mum know how splendid she truly is, and do so in style. Inside the card reads \"Happy Mother\'s Day\", and it comes with a white envelope.