Transomnia ‘I’m Not an Early Bird’ Sign This hilarious sign from Transomnia is perfect for hanging from a hook or door handle and is all to relatable for those of us who feel permanently exhausted. This wooden sign comes with a piece of rope attached, ready to hang on any wall in your home. The sign is decorated with black and grey writing that reads: ‘I’M NOT AN EARLY BIRD OR A NIGHT OWL BUT SOME SORT OF PERMANENTLY EXHAUSTED PIGEON’ This minimalistic and rustic design means this sign will look wonderful in any home and makes a lovely birthday Christmas or housewarming gift for your favourite exhausted pigeon.