Objectables ‘Cheaper than Ryanair’ Greetings Card This amusing card from the Objectables range is perfect for injecting a little humour into any occasion! It has a pale blue border and features an old fashioned painting of a revolutionary war soldier, holding on to his hat as he has switched his horse for a cannon ball! At the top is a banner that reads, ‘It certainly was cheaper and more comfortable than Ryanair, but he was probably going to die.’ Sure to make anyone chuckle, this hilarious card has been left blank inside making it ideal for any occasion and comes with a white envelope for sending.