Modern Toss ‘Team Player’ Greeting Card Featuring an amusing office-based scenario that is guaranteed to have you in stitches, this hilarious greeting card from Modern Toss is sure to be a hit with your work colleagues! Illustrated in a scribbled cartoon style, the card reads ‘ team player’ and depicts a man arriving late to a group conference with his co-workers. Man (addressing his colleagues): “hi sorry I’m late, I couldn’t be f**ked to get here any quicker” Full of cheeky humour, this card is perfect for celebrating a colleague’s birthday or promotion, or a friend or family member starting a new desk job. The card is blank inside so you can personalise your message. Brown paper envelope included. About Modern Toss… Whether it’s a rude joke or a scenario we can all relate to from everyday life, Modern Toss is a hilarious range of cards, books, mugs, coasters, tea towels and more! The brand is a collaboration between established cult cartoonists whose printed works can be regularly seen in such publications as Private Eye and The Guardian . An entertaining take on contemporary life featuring workplace antics and lots of colourful language that is sure to make you chuckle, these gifts have plenty of attitude and they just don’t give a sh*t Warning: Contains FOUL language.