We live in the darkest of times. As power-drunk clowns cast a shadow of despair across the land, our people cower in tumbledown hovels. The children do not dance and the birds are silent. Hope is crushed. Where are the heroes that this world needs, the heroes that this world deserves? Cast aside despair, people, for thetidewill turn! We are men in tight costumes, and we are ready to fight with every weapon that our forefathers have bequeathed the guitar axe, the drum hammer, thebejewelledcodpiece, and the banshee wail of righteous anger. And we shall not be cowed by the nay-sayers, nor bought off by the money lenders, nor gagged by the reeking stench of pious indifference that pours from the orifices of the clown-lords. Cometh the day, cometh the band. We are The Darkness and we bring you Light! This is the first day in our new world, and EASTER IS CANCELLED! Let us begin... Death, or glory my friends, which will it be?